Is this is where the rest of the world will be in five or ten years?
A trilby-wearing great-grandfather was ordered to remove his hat when he tried to buy a drink in a city centre pub. Colin Osborne, 64, was told by staff at the Monument pub in Hereford he would have to take his hat off as it obscured his face from CCTV cameras. Pub chain Greene King has introduced the policy for security reasons. It applies to all hats and hooded tops. Mr Osborne said: "I was an elderly man having a non-alcoholic drink but I was told there are no exceptions."Your face in the UK is now a bar code and the camera has the right to track you wherever you are. I mentioned this in relation to hoodies last spring when Tony Blair said that Britain has a new public enemy: the teenager in a hooded sweatshirt. The enemy now appears in many more forms.
By the way, the trilby is the preferred way of the future for us at GX40 HQ. We are about to roll out our own campaign centered around this theme:
Down with pervasive remote-sensing automated computerized biometric surveillance - Up With Hats!What a slogan! The consultants really came through with that one.

Comments
Gordo - January 11, 2006 10:04 am
I'm waiting for this hysteria to attempt to ooze across the pond. We all know that the appearance of security is far better than actual security, don't we?
I was sure it had when I spotted the cameras at the Bath/Princess/Concession interesection, but an inquiry to my councillor (Kevin George) got me the explanation that they're traffic cameras only. I'm not sure whether I believe that or not.
Alan - January 11, 2006 10:13 am
The cameras I worry about are much more invasive. Have you read my LLM thesis on this point? It is linked from this page. Questions will be asked by Thursday at 8 pm.
Alan - January 11, 2006 10:31 am
John G. has more.
David Janes - January 11, 2006 10:49 am
Expect far more of this stuff here. "Freedom" is not considered a right, from either the left or right perspective anymore. Here's someone losing their license for giving "the V" to a mobile camera.
Gordo - January 11, 2006 10:53 am
As long as biometrics can be copied and faked (gelatin fingerprints, for instance), they should NEVER be trusted for anything remotely official.
Off to do my assigned reading ... :-)
Alan - January 11, 2006 10:55 am
And this is why the stalling of Canadian court recognition of "autonomy" in the right to liberty in section 7 is so troubling to me. It arose at a time that technology was arising but not in that context. The cause appears to have gotten side tracked by the Dec 2003 marijuana rulings which bugs me to no end.
Gordo - January 11, 2006 11:00 am
Have you seen this poster, Alan? I'm moving to an uninhabited island if they start popping up in Kingston
David Janes - January 11, 2006 11:11 am
Can you explain this a little more (or provide a readable link).
Alan - January 11, 2006 11:40 am
David, your link just loops back to this thread. I am not sure what you mean.
David Janes - January 11, 2006 11:45 am
Yes, exactly. What was the autonomy ruling and what were the implications of it? In 200 words or less :-)
Alan - January 11, 2006 11:50 am
Drill here, here and here for starters. I have no time to write the sort passage but I know I can get it after work.
Flea - January 11, 2006 1:01 pm
Please feel free to correct me, but Greene King is a private establishment. I see no reason whey they should not be able to impose whatever dress-code they like. As I often sport a Trilby myself, I would be reluctant to do business with them but then there is not much to Hereford once you have seen the Cathedral and the china shops so I do not expect to encounter this particular problem any time soon.
Alan - January 11, 2006 1:11 pm
I would want comfort as to the other end of the wire from the camera before I was assured that both sides of the contract implied by my entry into the establishment were being honoured. The gravity of this need for clarification is especially true given the potential for unconscionability in the dealings due to their control of certain aspects of the market which create an inequality of bargaining power as one stands weak-kneed upon the threshold of the pub.
Marian - January 11, 2006 5:17 pm
"We have met the enemy and he is us," as Walt Kelley would have said. Anyway, Philip K. Dick would be proud. I don't like this trend towards security or pseudo security either. It seems like a real waste of time and effort.
On the issue of shopping around and finding a less security oriented bar, someone (I can't remember who) once did some work looking at the consequences to a society of a shift from public to private when it came to gathering spaces. What I mean is, in the not too recent past everyone shopped in the public square, or met on the street on the way to church. Now, many gathering spaces are in fact private and people drive to them, i.e., malls, private pubs etc. People don't go to church or shop at the market as much and since people are gathering on private property they're subject to different laws, security guards can search your bag or kick you out etc.. It's true, that you can shop elsewhere, or go to another bar, but that's not where your neighbours are and anyway, the rules are probably the same there. I feel sorry for the guy. I think I would want to stay home if I were him.
Jay Currie - January 11, 2006 10:48 pm
Stephen Harper once wore a hat...