It's been very cold the last few days. When it gets too cold, things happen. People freeze. Can't snow. The big lake looks like it is coming to the boil. The snow makes a funny noise when you walk. If you click here you should trigger a 5 megabyte mpeg movie of the sound of snow. It may take a moment to run. This is for that guy in Belize who checks in every now and then.

A moment later: Seems like the guy in the projection room got into the rum. This is going to take a minute...

Later still: ok, he is sober now. Should work - but not all at once...get in a line, please.