He hanged and they hanged but Parliament, like beef, will be hung. That's it I suppose. My dedication to following the UK general election has achieved a degree of superficiality that even I find impressive. I have no idea who stands for what and couldn't tell you how should or will be in charge tomorrow. In that sense I am like the British people.

In any event, the voting is on now. To while away the hours until the results are known, you can play with this gizmo to figure out how the seats will get handed out at the end of the day. Funny. When I give the Tories over 35%, the Parliament is still a minority. The Hindustan Times has Labour coming back in the polls. Neato.