Friday. Again. It like shaving. Look in the mirror. Another morning. Look at the calendar. Another Friday. But this is the bestest Friday of all as it is Watertown Wizards opening night. Gotta go. The Canadian dollar is down a nickle from parity so maybe the border won't be too bad. One of my best border crossings was the one where I assured the customs guard that my intentions were true by showing him my purple Wizards hat. Evil does not come in a purple hat with a yellow "W" logo apparently.

• How could I not know that honey bees are a non-native species and that blueberries don't need them?
• Are you glad that the Copyright Act will be modernized? The best news is that Canadians will now be free to infringe for the purpose of parody or satire. So go out there and make fun of things.
• Watch this. Read this. Sooner or later someone does every stupid thing you have ever thought about.
• I remember when my older brother at quite a tender age had to tell an adult it is not good to call kids "little dildos" - some people just have no idea. Do they also know if bailiffs use shackles? Now wonder we are stuck at none of the above.

Gotta go. Opening Day. Have to prepare.