Did you wake up thinking "feed the map, must feed the map"?? I did. This whole map thing is already a little out of control. It's like it's taking over your life. Mine too. Oh, and don't forget to feed the map.
In other new, the part of my brain not controlled by the map tells me that People are planning to mine the moon. Yes, Canadians want to mine the moon. Have these people never watched Doctor Who or Space 1999? You might find a brain in a jar of green goo or send the moon out of orbit. And then what? "Oops" is what the miners always say. Moon mining is exactly how evil is unleashed. And you never know what moon it is so the best advice I have is lay off the moon mining altogether. I gave it up yoinks ago myself.
What's that? Oh, the map asked me to remind you to feed the map.
Comments
Renee - May 11, 2009 10:06 AM
I hear there are lots of diamonds there. And Nazis. (Perhaps I read too much 1940s science fiction.)
Alan - May 11, 2009 10:57 AM
Diamonds + Nazis = a good sales opportunity for monocles.
Jay Currie - May 11, 2009 11:20 PM
Map fed. I have a vast trove of geographically tied, entirely useless information.
Alan, does it not worry you that this sort of thing could become an episode of Seinfeld?
Alan - May 11, 2009 11:38 PM
All of blogging would have been summed up in one cutting joke on Seinfeld that would have stopped the entire thing around 2002.