Pizza? Check! Beer? Check! Utter and complete idleness? Check!!!

What a festival of sloth was my life for the last 36 hours. When I was not asleep I was motionless before the idiot tube watching Somewhere U v. Dunno State. It was glorious even as spring came to town and I missed the day. Of the 32 games, I picked 22 and missed 10. I ran 2,825,825th on the ESPN brackets. And three of the ones I missed were lost by a combined total of five points. Oh, Utah State! Why? Why did you have to lose your touch in the last minute? When will I even think of Utah State again? Never! That is why these are truly precious moments.