About 35 years ago when George Carlin used to appear on TV's Sonny and Cher Show and things like that, he used to pretend he was doing a TV news anchor man reporting on quirky items - the sort of thing SNL ripped off a few years later. Once he told this joke: "Scientists have discovered that saliva causes cancer - but fortunately only when taken in small amounts over a long period of time."

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Peter Williams - June 24, 2008 2:05 PM
Ask yourself..after age 21 and assuming an IQ in the 3 digits..would you rather have an orgasm...or a tear-eyed ..fall down belly laugh?
George was better than sex...ie how many people could make you laugh like that?..AND think.
Funny thing...but I got a feeling that I'm always going to remember where I was...when George died. Oh..and, I'm age 62.
Alan - June 24, 2008 2:19 PM
I won't answer that question but, yes, not unlike the same thing for Peter Sellers I will remember where I was.