I really should just make this a sports blog. After all, it's easy and is Harper really all that bad? Compared to him the evil that are the teams I dislike is to utterly diabolical, how can I take my attention off them? And these are evil times:
Yikes! But lets consider a few things. Toronto needs to choke down what Canseco is about to report and the Yankees will have to deal with some bad luck. I am impressed with Baltimore as I have a soft spot for them. The Satanic Rays at least aren't in that God-awful green anymore. And Boston has yet to start the season.
No worries.

Comments
David Janes - April 8, 2008 9:37 AM
Some guy on the radio said Toronto started 4-2 last year too, so order may yet be restored to the universe.
Chris Taylor - April 8, 2008 12:25 PM
"$500 Spawning"
[<i>putting on Carnac the Magnificent turban</i>]: What is Eliot Spitzer's idea of a working lunch?
I am just happy that Frank Thomas is putting up some production this early in the season. He is a rather notorious slow starter.
Temujin - April 8, 2008 12:56 PM
It's not nice to make fun of athletes who get injured, but I'm having a hard time feeling sorry for Jeter and the Yankees.