So what do you do with cheats? Fix the record says Curt Schilling:
Schilling also had some choice things to say about Jose Canseco, the former Major League All-Star who has freely admitted to using steroids, and who detailed his usage in a 2005 book. "Jose Canseco admitted he cheated his entire career," said Schilling. "Everything he ever did should be wiped clean. I think his MVP should go back and should go to the runnerup." Former Red Sox outfielder Mike Greenwell, who finished second in the 1988 American League MVP race, has stated numerous times that he thinks the trophy should be taken away from Canseco and given to him.This is entirely reasonable. Sports rely on integrity as much as tradition and performance to attract our attention and gain our devotion. So there is no reason not to fix the wrong of these records any more than there is no reason to consider Ben Johnson a champion.
But can the principle be extended? Sports is something of a last bastion of the appearance of integrity it seems. We have celebrity crooks like Conrad Black, Martha Stewart and Lindsay Lohan - not to mention political criminals like Scooter Libby and maybe even our own Senator Eric Berntson. Why do they, too, not meet with the universal castigation they deserve so richly? We have fallen into a trap as a culture of fretting about the institutions by which we judge our wrong-doers. To what end? Who gains? It operates in a very similar way to how professional sports leagues and international sports bodies circle wagons to insulate themselves from taint. It is a reaction, of course. The same sort of reaction that you hear these days from people who actually suggest that if you do not understand dog fighting you do not understand the US South. Others are blamed. The wrong is diminished.
We fail to address wrongs at our own peril as sooner or later we stop being able to tell right from wrong...and then stop even being able to trust that there is right and wrong. A moral vacuum is created. So ask why those empowered to determine things are undermined by cranks and naysayers when you see it happen. Ask why, too, when the person so empowered does not act.

Comments
gary - July 26, 2007 9:44 am
Dog fighting is heinous. Considering all the ways to have fun, particularly an athlete, there is no excuse, north or south, east or west, for raising dogs to fight for somebody's amusement. Perhaps the perpetrators of such crimes should be stripped naked and tossed into a pit with a pit bull. Maybe with a little bacon grease applied to their privates first.
cm - July 26, 2007 10:00 am
Seems an awful waste of bacon grease.
I wonder if it isn't because we expect there to be cheating.
Alan - July 26, 2007 10:05 am
We have quite a heritage for these sorts of blood sports. Bear baiting, that sort of thing. In my recent favorite book Pub Games of England, the game Aunt Sally which is essentially knocking down one pin off a post by throwing a stick came from a past game of putting a chicken in a sort of pot through which its head pokes out and throwning sticks at it until it was dead. Oddly, at Christmas the chicken was exchanged for a squirrel. I am not sure, however, if this was to celebrate the goodness of Yule in the squirrel or the chicken.
gorthos - July 26, 2007 10:19 am
Cheating is part of human nature. Its the genetic inherent desire to win.. To kill the mastodon first, to steal food from the other tribe when yours is starving, to get ahead by means outside of the accepted because you simply wish to get ahead. We set rules and people who are caught get punished, whoop de doo.
And dog fighting though completely unacceptable and barbaric is really just another mindless form of entertainment that the (again natural, genetic) human brain, well, maybe the less evolved human brain, craves in lieu of gladiatorial combat or actual war. Me, I play video games, and pretty violent ones, and soccer. As a species, we secretly crave to win and beat and conquer. In our society, when you are emotionally, mentally or financially downtrodden, you look for other things to win at whether it be shoplifting, womanizing or dog fighting.
Alan - July 26, 2007 10:22 am
Do we crave to win or do we crave to achieve the right through overcoming in battle? Do we feel as good when the wrong team wins through fluke or the victory is tainted?
gary - July 26, 2007 10:38 am
I am aware, Alan, of bear baiting and the rest, but we don't live in those times anymore. Humanity has a habit, sometimes, of picking on the defenseless or the less intelligent or the less capable for the sake of sport, and the point is, pick on somebody your own size more or less. THAT is why football or baseball are better evolved, because we have to match wits, strength and ability with an equal. And there are rules. Even boxing, which is brutal, but it has its rules and also has people capable of choosing it for an activity and training for it.
Alright, CM, how about peanut butter instead or maybe tuna fish?
Alan - July 26, 2007 10:53 am
And even in Aunt Sally, the pin being knocked down is a representation, even if in abstract, of her head.
gorthos - July 26, 2007 11:21 am
Gary: Society may nowadays choose to say that picking on someone your own size is the "right thing to do" but it isn't the natural desire, urge, what-have-you. It is a "rule" or "objective" forced upon we westerners by ourselves as part of a desire to be "civilized". Me, I say if bob smith wants to be the best planner of bank heists in the country,good for him, I just hope he doesn't harm any innocent people and if he gets caught, its his own fault. But if he robs my house and I catch him, he will regret it.
Alan - July 26, 2007 12:03 pm
Your use of quotation marks is maybe the most bizarre I have ever seen. Are you suggesting there is some reason to think rules, objectivity or civiliation are not real or not good things?
gorthos - July 26, 2007 2:24 pm
In this case, the rules are flexible depending on one's location in the world. The objectives again are flexible depending on the location, upbringing and ones own personal morals and ethics and the term civilization is again, in my honest opinion, open to interpretation. Hence the quotations.
Personally, IMHO, dog fighting or any such thing involving animals is terrible. Gladiatorial combat on the other hand is not. One doesn't talk about Fight Club however so I must take the 5th on such conversations ;)
Alan - July 26, 2007 2:35 pm
By making everything relative, all you've achieved is irrelevence. I would think it is obvious that a bar on the practice human slavery required for gladiators would be a notch above animal welfare. But, then again, I am clear that civilization is not just an arbitrary point on a range of "all sorta good."
gorthos - July 26, 2007 9:22 pm
Hrmm.. wasn't thinking of slavery as a source of combatants. I was thinking convicts or volunteers.. my error. Slavery is very bad. Except robot slaves. Or apes. So long as you keep the talking ones in check.