Hey! I just noticed that the blue and white is stripes not hoops! And you have to like that away jersey.

Oh my. The socks.

I own those very socks and, while wearing them, have slide tackled younger fitter people hurtling down the pitch convinced the old fat man can be beat. They are socks that scream "if you think yellow socks are for wuzzies, prove it!" Those socks rock.

We have many excuses, injuries, a crap goalkeeper and a crap forward oh and a crap defender. But apart from that well done the 'Ton I hope they gone on to a nice wee cup run. They certainly have nothing to fear from any other side they could meet with the exception of Celtic.

They must be magical like my black nike ones (same as in the 2004 Man U kit) that I wear while playing indoor.

And they didnae even haftae use McGurn.

I think they had Desperate Dan on the bench, though, just in case.

Morton plays Motherwell next round, a weaker but still Premier division side.