I suspect that when Steve trips on his shoe laces that they are cursed as Liberal-manufactured shoe laces imbued with a wicked trippiness. When ketchup drips of his French fry onto his shirt, it is Liberal-ketchup of the most evil drippy sort:
"There will be no nuclear accident," Prime Minister Stephen Harper asserted in the House of Commons, saying the government has received independent advice indicating there is no safety concern. "On the contrary, what we do know is that the continuing actions of the Liberal-appointed Nuclear Safety Commission will jeopardize the health and safety and lives of tens of thousands of Canadians..."His powers over science are extraordinary, though. And if there is an earthquake in my old quakey stomping grounds of the upper Ottawa Valley, let's remember this one shall we?
And when ever you read his words, see how it sounds if you give PM Harper the voice of Yosemite Sam, especially when he is jumping up and down. Sam, that is.
Update: more on the politics of atoms.