My people - my pale, pale people.

It is all coming together. For those in the pool, the answer is 6(a). See, the Morton lost today but so did Stirling. So that leaves Morton top of the league with two games to go. Automatic promotion. Respect: Stirling's the town where I learned about ska in 1980 at Dad's pal's house (aka "me auntie's") care of Dad's pal's late teen daughter (aka "me auntie's kid") and that Specials 7 inch ep she controlled. And Stirling was the scene of "the epic bender" in 1986. Entered a pub and the bartender shouts "yes, the Canadians are going for it!" Entered the next pub and there is the shorter guy hitchhiking out of town at the end of Gregory's Girl. I also realized Scots kids tucked in their wool sweaters on that trip...like, in their pants.

Anyway, the Greenock Morton actually advance to the First Division - which is the second division - for next season. Playing with the almost big boys. Woot. Photos above from an excellent set at Inverclyde Now in which the photographer does a great job not only of capturing the emotion of the visiting Greenock supporters but also gets a great range of the various jerseys sported by the fans - I love the blue tartan one. A great set by a thoughtful photographer turning his back on one story for another. I think we have about eight Morton jerseys in the house, two or three scarves, a pennant - and a few pins, many old programs and those cloth badges. And books...I have books...and away socks. And programs and a Jimmy Cowan cigarette card from around 1948. And other stuff.

Big big day. A wee dram of the good stuff in my Greenock Golf Club 1890-1990 tumbler tonight. More championship Morton chat at greenockmorton.net and from The Greenock Telegraph. Grannie would be proud.