This German language site is a resource for us all to treasure. In #1000, a beer is opened with a slice of bread. Fabulous.
By the way, this is a rare cross-posting from A Good Beer Blog due to its excellent illustration of unproductive idle work discussed below. A big hat tip to Darcey.

Comments
gorthos - October 22, 2006 12:29 PM
Oh my.
Not to sound all hormoney but she can open my beer any day.
Flea - October 22, 2006 12:42 PM
Yeast has been known to make things rise. Umm, there is a beer and bread joke in there but I am a bit distracted just this moment.
Alan - October 22, 2006 12:51 PM
The minds of some men are a mystery to me. The <i>beer</i> has been <i>opened</i> by a slice of <i>bread</i>, for God's sake. Isn't that all "great mystery of life" enough for you?
Gordo - October 22, 2006 10:33 PM
There's never enough mystery in life, Alan. Yow.
gorthos - October 23, 2006 11:09 AM
It was a series of photos. I could take a photo of a beer, a second of me holding it against my cats head and a third of said beer open.
I want video evisence else I may log into said german site and post my own photo montage of me opening a beer with a stippers knee-poles
gorthos - October 23, 2006 11:09 AM
evidence, not evisence
Alan - October 23, 2006 11:10 AM
If you can't trust this what can you trust on the internet.
gorthos - October 23, 2006 1:32 PM
True.. I guess my faith was failing. I have self flagellated and am back to believing all.