You know he would double dip the chips if you invited Kim Il-sung over. Nick the trinkets and baubles from your bookcase when you weren't looking, too. Look in the medicine cabinet. Why? Be cause we are all apparently at war with him so he don't care no more.
Satellite images indicate North Korea appears to be getting ready for a second nuclear test, officials said yesterday, as the defiant Communist regime held huge rallies and proclaimed that UN sanctions amount to a declaration of war.I say that someone - maybe Belgium - be given the task of storming the palace but do it in a really surreal way to match the nuttiness. Solders dressed up as sad clowns or velvet Elvi. Maybe after a global laugh and point.
Comments
Gordo - October 18, 2006 8:47 AM
Where is the Duchy of Grand Fenwick? They have a fabulous army ready for just such an occasion.
gr - October 18, 2006 10:32 AM
Commandos from Lichtenstein? How about we just cover the whole capital Pyongyang with whipped cream.
Paul - October 18, 2006 11:50 AM
An interpreation of the North Korean continental shelf indicates a moderate probability of natural gas reserves suitable for LNG production and export.
The rumour started here - NK has oil. They are screwed now for sure.
Paul - October 18, 2006 12:08 PM
Of course that last statement was a complete fabrication - but don't tell Cheney.
gr - October 18, 2006 2:08 PM
Heck, Paul, I heard that there are gold deposits buried under the North Korean.......(ACK!!!)