Nothing like waking to a manual spammer who has left 47 identical comments on 47 separate posts. The decent spammers, the ones you would kick in the shin rather than higher if you had the chance, post a bunch of comments on one post so they are easy to delete. But no, the Romanian spam sweatshop has a new keener and he wants to comment on separate posts. Anyway, eleven minutes of my life gone but at least the place is clear and tidy again. That is what they say about me: he sure keeps a tidy blog.
- I will not see The Di Vinci Code and not because it is trendier not to that to go. I really see no movies, considering such evenings an opportunity to go to pubs or practice lawn bowls. But this is weird:
The 23-year-old University of Guelph graduate is one of a hundred or so Campus Crusade for Christ volunteers who'll be visiting theatres across the country trying to get moviegoers to listen to a "Christian response" to Dan Brown's bestselling book and the blockbuster movie it has spawned. "We're not out to protest the movie at all," Mr. Bellingham says. "We think this movie gives us a great opportunity to talk about Jesus Christ."
Jesus would be pleased. As He was pleased by the swarming to Mel's movie as some sort of authorized version. Would the time not be better spent shoeing the children and feeing the poor and doing justice as the actual directions given might suggest? Harass movie goers...which letter of the apostles was that in exactly? - Coffee going. What else is going on? The Globe's Harper kissy-kissy didn't last long. I think the guy's is getting a raw deal. Seeing as he campaigned on the "Government of One" slogan, we should not now be saying that the one desk in the PMO running everything is bad. Here, however, is what I think is going to happen. Sooner or later at question period, questions directed at anyone other than the PM will have the tag line at the end "sure you do not want to check with your boss?" Sooner or later his own backbench and cabinet will stop liking being treated like children. But that will be rude buecause there was that slogan...right?
- Dang spammers. I hate being behind on Friday mornings. What else is going on? Here is a somewhat Canadian headline, though perhaps sharable with Norwegians and Wisconsinianians:
I tend to beware of moose every weekend. But this is the holiday weekend that does start off the whole summer thing. We have no access to cottages but will be going to Ottawa toBeware of moose, mayhem on holiday drive
More than a million vehicles will hit Highway 400 alone this weekend in one of the busiest — and deadliest — weekends of the year, police say...praise our rural overlords in the streetscheck out the trains at the Museum of Science and Technology. I have never understood why in a country so many thousands of miles across all the Federal museums are in one spot but there you have it. I can see the big trains so I will see the big trains. I will also have to find a statue of Queen Victoria and leave a few nickles at the base. I strongly highly urge you to do likewise just in case. - Mr. Lovery is apparently going to stay at Arsenal for the next four years, years of his prime, which is good. I missed the Champions' League final this week in which we was robbed but as Morton has missed that game once again my expectation of disappointment has long been commonplace.
- This is good breaking news but I wish we had Taleban and Al Queda packs o' cards like we did for Saddammy and his pals back in 2003. It was a great PR piece as well as informational and wonderfully foreshadowed the growth of poker as a TV spectator sport. So can the power of the internet tell me who Mullah Dadullah is and what he did? This clip from the front page of the Google search is almost bad James Bond rip-off:
Two of the council members, Akhtar Mohammad Usmani, a confidante of Mullah Omar and the one-legged former intelligence chief Mullah Dadullah, are also names...
He is also former two-legged. Anyway, nice to see him in a tiny cage.

Comments
gr - May 19, 2006 8:19 AM
Why waste money on movie going when you can go to a baseball game instead? Portland Sea Dogs coming to town this week Alan and Portland......(if the rain ever stops)
Jo - May 19, 2006 8:28 AM
I keep getting spam that sometimes i hesitate to delete. They always say things like "What a great site! Keep up the good work!" or "That was very informative." If only their "names" and accompanying URLs weren't such dead giveaways as to their real intentions...
cm - May 19, 2006 8:29 AM
Morning, all. I tried to read Angels and Demons and had to give up around page 50. I won't see the movie because of that, also because I read the non-fiction version, also because I'm really not interested. Now that I'm working, I miss the $4 matinees at the Bloor.
Alan - May 19, 2006 8:30 AM
Angles and Damon? The Jays were in Anaheim last night.
Arthur - May 19, 2006 8:43 AM
Harass movie goers...which letter of the apostles was that in exactly?
Paul's. Definitely Paul's.
Arthur - May 19, 2006 8:44 AM
[long weekend. woohoo]
Alan - May 19, 2006 8:48 AM
I thought Paul was more against TV representations of non-traditional families amd/or living arrangements. I read about that in the page turner <i>The Three's Company Code</i> back in '79.
Ben (The Tiger in Exile) - May 19, 2006 9:14 AM
About that Harper weakness that the Globe finds -- I think it would be easier to exploit had the Liberals not run their last two campaigns with the unofficial slogan, "Behold Stephen Harper -- fear him!"
Still, maybe there's something left in it.
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Suspect you're right, however: exploiting Conservative divisions is probably the way that people can chip away at Harper's coalition.
Alan - May 19, 2006 9:39 AM
Don't get me wrong - I wish the guy well as, frankly, he is in charge and no one needs another screw-up in the job. But consider how far from Reform populist inclusiveness we have gotten.
Ben (The Tiger in Exile) - May 19, 2006 10:06 AM
I studied comparative politics last semester, and one really interesting article was about how institutions shaped political movements, by making it necessary to appeal to the broad middle class.
The article traced the development of the Labour Party in Britain and its peers in other countries, how they went from advocating revolution in 1918 to appealing to middle-class homeowners in the mid-1960s.
Perhaps this is one of the effects of electoral politics? The broad middle class gets the leaders it wants?
[Or -- and this also seems likely to someone who read William Johnson's bio of him -- Stephen Harper never really was a populist. In fact, he probably would never have left the PCs had Preston Manning not convinced him to take on a role as policy officer in 1987. (Harper had been thinking of setting up/working with a "Blue Tory network" in the mid-to-late 1980s, to swing the PCs a little further right.)]
Gordo - May 19, 2006 10:08 AM
I guess a show-debate and close vote is better than the other option that Harper weighed: bypassing Paliament entirely and extending the mission via excutive order.
portland - May 19, 2006 10:12 AM
mulla dadulla? isn't he the guy who invented the rama lama ding dong? or did he put the bop in the bop she wop be bop? i can't remember. neither of those things seem like crimes though. i can't figure out why they'd want him.
seadogs are hot this year gary. boston has pitching and more pitching in their minor league rank. i can't figure that out either. good luck.
Alan - May 19, 2006 10:21 AM
Ben, those are interesting observations. Harper is still playing out the character I sketched in the Tantrama series as far as I can tell.
gr - May 19, 2006 11:01 AM
Wind up Portland and watch him perform! Can't get enough.
Put yourself in a flat rate postal box, Portland, mail yourself over and join us at the Binghamton ballpark. Unlike Fenway, with the expensive seats with terrible views and dirty surroundings, the minors are a pretty good deal.
cm - May 19, 2006 11:04 AM
And don't forget to pack the camera! We need pics.
Alan - May 19, 2006 11:08 AM
I just want a Binghampton Mets hat. They are sweet. Royal blue with an orange "B". It is like the hat that is half Soxs, half Mets. A Pedro-esque brain bucket indeed.
gr - May 19, 2006 11:09 AM
Alan has only posted a SMALL number of the pix taken at Cooperstown. Maybe more, Alan?
Alan - May 19, 2006 11:20 AM
We'll see. Cropping is a bitch, you know. Those jpeg pixels don't just get squeezed without putting up a fight.
cm - May 19, 2006 12:45 PM
You need a genx40 flikr page.
Alan - May 19, 2006 12:46 PM
This story as it develops may go some way to explaining why Canada is in Afghanistan and what Canada can do while there.
Alan - May 19, 2006 12:50 PM
I have no idea how people can put their pictures on the servers of BorgMatrix MegaCo Multinational Inc. Anything you see here only gets out after approval by the Committee of Approvals and is protected on a few pieces of parchment guarded by my elven kin.
Flea - May 19, 2006 1:11 PM
"I guess a show-debate and close vote is better than the other option that Harper weighed: bypassing Paliament entirely and extending the mission via excutive order."
That is to say, by doing his constitutional duty rather than taking a chance to wrong-foot the Liberal party. And, in so doing, risk throwing thirty-million Afghans back to the wolves.
Alan - May 19, 2006 1:29 PM
I think that in addition to throwing Afghans to wolves, there has to be clarification that it is simply factual that the valleys of south-east Afghanistan and north-west Pakistan have become this odd sort of factory of bad where the local inter-valley rivalry that has exited since time began has been taken over by the violent fanatics who have perpetuated a fraud upon Islam and are foisting it upon the youth of those places in part through usurping the educational system for a couple of decades now. At the time of the injuries to Trevor Greene, I posted this short post with background information which has led me to understand that what happens in those rural schools is massively important to us in a way that even the events of Gaza and Iran are not. I think Flea and Gordo, however, on the question of the means to do this are not really disagreeing. There is an executive order required but there should have been more information about the why and that should be presented through a non-motion informational debate in the house.
Alan - May 19, 2006 1:42 PM
Mr. Lovely makes my day.
Mike - May 19, 2006 1:42 PM
The Big Trains are cool, but don't miss the museum's Giant Canoe Section!
cm - May 19, 2006 3:32 PM
All righty then. Let's just forget I said anything. :-)
gr - May 19, 2006 5:05 PM
cm, I am sure that it is 5 pm or 5:30 somewhere in the maritimes, therefore all of us good people should go find a drink.
gr - May 19, 2006 5:06 PM
Us little troublemakers, sitting in the back of class, passing notes...
Alan - May 19, 2006 5:08 PM
I actually do pubs tonight so wish me well. What is there in Dryden, Gary?
gr - May 19, 2006 5:58 PM
My own kitchen, Alan, this evening. Dryden, of course, has the A-1, whose name really sez it all. There are little elves in their back room making little fried raviolis and monster calzones. (punting the cheese again)
Flea - May 19, 2006 6:00 PM
"There is an executive order required but there should have been more information about the why and that should be presented through a non-motion informational debate in the house."
Which I was under the impression had happened two weeks ago. Perhaps that was about something else. I am sure I do agree with Gordo about the big stuff. I just this issue to too important for the political games being played in all corners of the House.
I agree the Taliban are Sunni crazies and their Saudi financed efforts are as much a distortion of much of Islam as, say, the Christian Identity movement is a distortion of much of Christianity. That said, the Taliban are also the result of the Pakistani secret service, a brutal Soviet occupation and global indifference to the torture, mutilation, rape and murder of a yet another faraway people.
cm - May 19, 2006 7:02 PM
Grand idea, gr. Cheers! ::raising a beer to all::
Jay Currie - May 19, 2006 8:35 PM
Just dropping by and there is Ben making sense, the flea making war and your Maritime friends a beeline to the bar....I'm going with (c). Well, actually, I'm off to buy some B-day Stellas and retitling my blog, Trailing Edge Boomer at 50.
Cheers...
Alan - May 19, 2006 11:12 PM
Master F.: I would agree yet would also layer the experience of a Scots Sgt. Major great-grandfather who walked the same valleys as the Canadians do now over a century ago. Those brutalizations were of a particularly hard people, hardened to life by the environment as well as the putative colonialists of all sorts, the Soviets being latter day. The schools there are more important than the guns but we may need the guns for a generation at the schools to keep the Taliban out and who knows if the hardened themselves will allow that? It is a Rubik's cube.<p>Jay: any b-day needs something better than Stella. Contact me. I can help.
Flea - May 20, 2006 10:09 AM
Jay: Alan is double-plus right about the Stella. Stella is double-plus ungood.
Alan: Maybe we (and by we I mean the British Army) (which is a bit of a stretch if you think about it) (my family are/were mostly Royal Navy) (except Grandad was in the Army and I am named after a cousin who was shot down over Holland by the Nazis) (pronounced Nazees) should enlist those Pashtun fellows in much the same way as the Gurkhas. Sort of like when Paul Atriedes carried on his father's plan of reaching out to the Fremen of Arakis then turned around and kicked Imperial Sardaukar ass all the way back to Salusa Secundus.
Alan - May 20, 2006 11:05 AM
What an excellent idea. We (by which I mean English men in natty red officers uniforms) enlisted the Gurkhas because they were too good at fighting in their known territory. The same actually is true (except with English men in natty blue officers uniforms) of the Mi'kmaq in the Maritimes who had to be treated with respect after 22 British ships of various sizes were lost in 1722. Make friends with the big kid in that corner of the playgournd. My only fear is there is not really the Pashtun so much as the Pashtun of valleys A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H...JJJ, KKK, LLL, MMM... I think, though Ben will correct me, the Gurkhas are only in three valleys. Easier to identify the mutual enemy.