For all the thumpery about Canada needing to be peacemakers and not peacekeepers, there is much to be said in either case for just having peace in mind and letting others know about it. This, one day, is a shoe-in to make one of those Canadian minute vignettes they show a lot on channel 43 and above:
Mark Budzanowski could almost feel his captors' mood sag when they rifled through his pockets and found his passport. The word Canada on the cover was a blow to the dozens of masked men who surrounded him in the nondescript basement somewhere in the Gaza Strip. They thought they had kidnapped an American. At first, the men in the masks didn't believe their eyes, and questioned the 57-year-old aid worker about Canada and about specific shops near Mr. Budzanowski's residence on Carlton Street in Toronto. When they were finally convinced that Mr. Budzanowski was not an American in disguise, he said, they started treating him more politely, and handling him less roughly. "When they were certain I was Canadian, they were very disappointed. Then, they told me, 'We love Canada.' That's wonderful to hear when you have guns pointed at you..."I can imagine maybe 0.01% of how this feels, having worked in both Holland and Poland and, especially in the latter, having been able to say "Ney - Canadejski" on a couple of occassions when I was not comfortable with the way the large lads down the bar or in the street suggested I was, say, a German. Wherever we go as a country, this reputation should be kept in mind for what is it is and what it gives that other things cannot.

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Gordo - March 16, 2006 10:36 AM
Havign been to parts of Sourtheast Asia (Thailand and Malaysia), I can attest to the incredible comfort that carrying Canadian papers lends to a person. Thais, in general, are incredibly friendly people, but once the find out you're a Canuck, the hucksters stop trying to rip you off and want to talk. I had more interesting chats with security people, police and soldiers after showin my passport than I ever would have thought. :-D
Flea - March 16, 2006 11:27 AM
Because if Mark Budzanowski's parents had moved to the States instead of Canada he would have richly deserved his fate.
/baffled sarcasm
Alan - March 16, 2006 11:46 AM
I was thinking more of the situation he would have faced if he were Mongolain, of course. <p>You make reinsert the in that keeps your knee from jerking, Flea. You will then be able to forgive yourself for your implication by necessity that any nation that has a better reputation for peace must feel tremendous guilt for that, especially when those from that nation put themselves in harm's way are not treated as harshly as possible. It is indeed a shame.
Flea - March 16, 2006 12:24 PM
Because a Canadian foreign policy that impresses kidnappers in Gaza is one of which to be proud.
/Alan's jerking left knee
Alan - March 16, 2006 12:27 PM
Oh yeah? Sez who! <p>I am off to see Queen now, driving into the City of Sin. See you at the concert. I hear you will be sporting a grey unitard and spats. Natty.
SayNay? - March 16, 2006 1:12 PM
Fleas has scratched the veneer of this false pride.
I think I would find cold comfort if the same words were spoken to me as a passenger, by the highjackers of Flight 93, for instance....
Nils - March 17, 2006 9:28 AM
Without in any way joining the odd little snippiness going on above, let me say that my past few weeks in Britain (which included, by the way, a lovely Sunday afternoon in a crowded, noisy pub near Manchester watching Wayne Rooney repeatedly miss easy chances for a hat-trick as Man U beat Newcastle 2 - 0), I was bemused by reaction to my citizenship.
"Are you American?" they would ask.
"No, Canadian."
"Oh, I'm sooo sorry, I didn't mean to imply you were American, please forgive me ..." and onward into a warm conversation that I may not have had were the answer to the first question "Yes."
Parenthetically, I do not share their lack of regard for America and Americans. But I do acknowledge its existence.
Chris Taylor - March 17, 2006 10:05 AM
It would be interesting to know whether the kidnappers became acquainted with Carlton Street in Toronto before or after they decided to devote their lives to the PFLP terrorist group.
Alan - March 17, 2006 2:25 PM
Shabby thinkery. The gnashing nationalism of the new-con is so deeply rooted in self-disgust that much is thrown out. Disasterous Rumsfeldish treatment of all that has come before must be assumed wrong as the treater didn't create it. False pride my ass. How else does the lion learn to sit with the lamb without someone speaking for and acting for peace? It is one of the newer things of these times of lesser thinking that peace in itself is something that can bring out the amateur scoffers when at the end of it all it is what is desired. Too complex for two-dimensionality, admittedly.
Chris Taylor - March 17, 2006 3:00 PM
Well if you recall correctly, the lion and the lamb do not sit together peaceably except with supernatural motivation and guidance. I do not think anyone will argue <i>that</i> time is at hand.
Let's not forget that the PFLP is responsible for the death of the Israeli Minister of Tourism in 2001. Whether their aspirations rise about mere Jew-hating into the realm of peaceable goals is very debatable.
Alan - March 17, 2006 3:30 PM
My harshness was not directed at you, Chris, but the paperman yet...who wiil you have peace with? There is no freeze dried alternative population waiting to be rehydrated? In an armed lawless land, the men with the guns are the men who shop at Canadian Tire in ours. The fact that our culture gives second thought in any context is a gain. In the late 80s my lunch pizzas were made by a former Druze militia man my age. When I asked what made him give it up amd find a Nova Scotian home he said it was playing soccer with a human head. I'm glad he preferred to find a peace and chat with me as he got ahead with making something of his life.
Chris Taylor - March 17, 2006 3:45 PM
That is the sort of question that is best directed to the PFLP, I think. I am perfectly willing to have peace with them, provided they give up Jew-hating, kidnapping and murder as goals or instruments of public policy.
Without that, though, I do not think peace is possile or should even be striven for. You cannot have peace with murderers, unless they first give up murdering. If your Druze militia pizza guy had still been partial to playing sports with human remains, it's not at all likely you would have welcomed his presence, much less eaten at his establishment.
ALan - March 17, 2006 3:52 PM
There are no light switches attached to hate unfortunately. Time is needed to coax.
Chris Taylor - March 17, 2006 4:11 PM
I do not see haters miraculously growing out of their hobbyhorse, unless at some point the dynamics of hating become far more costly than the alternative. My guess is that a lot of kidnappers are going to have to die pointlessly in order for that calculus to swing in our favour.