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Flea -

That last paragraph reads like it was run through Babelfish a couple times. Time to 'fess up, "Alan"-bot! I had long suspected this was an ad-revenue seeking splog site.

Alan -

I do this for you knowing as I do you are actually a brain in a jar and are jealous of the physical world.

Flea -

It's the latest model Mi-Go brain container, thank you v. much.

ry -

The world being mentioned here disgusts me. Gawd. Why would we want to live in such an insular world?
Is the net the new LSD so we can tune in, turn off(the outside world we don't like), and drop out(of the world and all its inconviniences)?
This is why I will never have a cell phone or blackberry or PDA.

Not to mention the sheer destruction of privacy since we can track almost all of this activity. ;0)

Alan -

But there are instant sports stats!

Alan -

So...when will there be that 3-D internet we've been promised since 1992?

Chris Taylor -

Oh, it's here already. The question is, do you really want to wear expensive VR gloves and goggles to look like an idiot while surfing?

Alan -

I think your use of the word "idiot" is very judgmental, especially given this is something done in private.

Chris Taylor -

All right then.

This 3-d internet business seems like a bit of rabbit hunting with a dead ferret. I'll wager you'd not prefer to saddle your nose with the VR googles, on account of looking like the cat's uncle gringog.

Alan -

But am I not a cat's uncle gringog in most of my most private matters such as the desire for #D internet? Are not you? And - besides - hath not a cat's uncle gringog eyes? hath not a cat's uncle gringog hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same 3D internet, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer? I say that when we allow 3D internet to ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all God's children, black men and white men, Jews and gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands, gather round the 3D internet and sing: "Free at last. Free at last. Thank God Almighty, we are all that cat's uncle gringog and free at last thanks to 3D internet."

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