I have finally found it. The key to internet-based financial freedom. Consider this:

Feeling guilty about driving your SUV through the crowded streets of the city while a grey pall of smog sits on the horizon? Now you can assuage your guilt by doing what some of the biggest industrial polluters do: buy "carbon credits" to offset your personal greenhouse gas emissions. Companies are springing up across North America to help arrange these transactions. They'll calculate the annual emissions from your car, and sell you a credit that means someone else's pollution-cutting efforts have balanced off your greenhouse gas creation. For your credit card payment, usually between $50 and $100, you get a sticker that shows your car emissions have been offset.

The hive that is GX40 HQ is now a blur with sticker designs like "I am actually nice to friends and family" which employers can wear when unhappy with how they treat their workforce. And bullies in the playground can sport "I didn't hit you yesterday ones" when they suspect they will end up infront of VP Smith later in the morning. How about public cell phone users? They could have ones that say "Often polite in check-outs".

The price? Only a few hundred each. Best of all, we keep a registry of those who are not as bad as they appear with a 1-800 number to hand out on a business card to those you annoy.