Finally, the heat of May is past and we can enjoy a sensible bit of June. June is one of those months that stands out for me. Planting should be done by now. By this time during school, you were beyond teaching, staring out of the window was the main thing, you had either already made the grade you were going to make or knew you were doomed - so by bother. In university years, you were already at work...but was it really work? Calling in sick 1 am from a nightclub payphone, the pounding dance beat drowning out most but not all of your slurred voice and the coaxing of your pals to get off the phone? June: God's own weekend.
- Our own Ben heads out for Russia this afternoon. He has promised to eat his borscht and send beer reviews. He even has another blog just for this trip.
- I heard an interesting observation on Mr. Harper and the Senate last night on TVO's Studio 2 - apparently for all the years of "change the Senate, change the Senate" the Reform movement failed to notice the imbalance in the seats favouring central Canada. To get an elected Senate with a balance towards the supporters of the rural overlords would, then, require constitutional change and will never happen because who votes themselves out of power - and who will take PEI's four votes out of the total of 105? Apparently you can still see the brake marks in Ottawa where someone figured this out. Senate reform is dead.
- I have to catch up with the sports pool scoring. Between a busy patch at work and this nagging cough that is completely unrelated to my incessant use of sandlewood incense at work and home since 1974...I have not kept up. I have not watch one game of the NHL playoffs this year so there is even a chance I will care about the finals. Except Edmonton is in it. I never liked Edmonton during the Cup years. I was an Islanders fan back then.
- Via David, the EU has one more enemy this morning.
- Ancient figs found.
- I have not yet caught World Cup fever but am getting a bit of a World Cup running nose. I am not playing fitba this year so am not as avid as I might be at this moment - plus the Morton CollapseTM but we need not go into that again. So how shall we celebrate the world's biggest event this time? I am stuck on TnT but am also realistic and plan not to change my name to Desmond in 2006. I say we stand up and say who we will support for the final win, what we shall wear as we support them and what we shall snack on as we do it: make mine "Holland, orange, cheese."

Comments
cm - June 2, 2006 8:29 am
Morning, everyone. <i>June: God's own weekend.</i> Nice analogy. Or is it a metaphor? I never could remember, which explains having to repeat Survey of English Lit II.
marcia - June 2, 2006 8:33 am
Re the pool -- save yourself some time with the NHL pool - don't bother counting my score as there is nothing to count! Couldn;t have been any wronger. Haven't watched much but Carolina-Buffalo was some good hockey.
Alan - June 2, 2006 8:43 am
Actually I stopped counting your score after the second round as I think all your points were gone by then. I can't wait to go back and find out who won the cricket scores though.
Hans - June 2, 2006 9:14 am
What I'm not the only one who didn't pick an Edmonton-Carolina final?
Hans - June 2, 2006 9:19 am
As for the Senate, its reform was one of the early pillars of the Reform movement of Preston Manning. You might recall the phrase "Triple E Senate" which calls for an Elected, Effective and Equal Senate. The idea of Senate reform came out of the aftermath of Meech Lake as did the Reform movement in general. Triple E was the ideal and it looks like Harper is taking small steps to get there. You're right, though: Complete Senate reform can't happen without constitutional amendments. And nobody wants to get into that.
gr - June 2, 2006 9:30 am
(Home again, home again, jiggity jig. The overall experience of the Detroit airport counts as a...'Detroit experience' shall we say)
I am into the idea of Gen x at 40 road trips, but maybe a big comfy bus is needed. With a big fridge.
cm - June 2, 2006 9:50 am
And wireless internet. Careful with the jigging there, gr, wouldn't want to cause offense.
I'm still counting on TnT, and I will red and black and sip on gin & Fresca.
gr - June 2, 2006 10:06 am
Isn't 'home again...' etc from Wizard of Oz? Is that offensive? You can have all the gin cm, Alan can choose the brews. Cheese can be discussed. Perhaps we should get one of those special tailgating buses with party deck up top, for grilling and other youthful activities.
NHL: is anyone, outside of the happy Oilers fans, going to watch this Cup? I am happy for the teams, but the total numbers of fans and likely viewers might be a record low.
cm - June 2, 2006 10:56 am
It's a nursery rhyme:
To market, to market, to buy a fat pig,
Home again, home again, jiggety* jig.
To market, to market, to buy a fat hog,
Home again, home again, jiggety jog.
* "riggity" jig in my version.
We'll need a variety of cheeses. And Doritos. And ice cream, although perhaps we should make stops along the way for that.
David Janes - June 2, 2006 11:50 am
Jiggety Jig is also in Blade Runner.
I've been watching hockey the last two months now, more frequently in the playoffs. This is the first time I've had any real interest in the game since 93. The changes they made to the rules this year have really improved the speed and flow and it's not-over-till-it's-over-ness.
Flea - June 2, 2006 12:20 pm
"because who votes themselves out of power"
I think voting ourselves out of power has been Ontario's main strategy since Confederation. We are meant to be embarrassed by our success, apparently; particularly so in Toronto. Not that it stops the whining. It is time for Ontario to stop trying to appease the rest of this country.
Alan - June 2, 2006 12:36 pm
Is that not a call for a new flag and a rallying cry? Vive Ontario Libre!!!
David Janes - June 2, 2006 1:06 pm
The local thememe is that the GTA, or 416 alone, should become it's own province.
Flea - June 2, 2006 5:30 pm
I am not sure how far north 416 extends but I get a nose bleed once I am north of St. Clair (and become queezy west of the Drake or east of, say, Pape)(ice-cream trips to the Beaches excepted).
Jay Currie - June 2, 2006 7:32 pm
When I lived in TO my motto was, elks begin at Eglington...I had heard that if you kept driving up Yonge Street you hit Algonquin Park and Eglington seems a logical place to start looking out for fauna.
Someone beat me to "Triple E". PEI could probably be bought. the real bitch is Quebec's guaranteed 75 seats. But, hey, as Charest only wants slightly less than twice as much as he's getting now from equalization, I suspect a deal could be done there as well.
Good luck with that Ontario stopping appeasing the rest of the country thing there Nick. you will be surprised, nay shocked, to know this appeasement has gone unappreceiated, nay, un-noticed out here beyond the Rockies (and the Strait of Georgia but why be picky).
gr - June 2, 2006 7:48 pm
DJ is correct: I think hockey is a lot more interesting and zippy this year, but I can't get too excited about teams from places I couldn't find on a map (sure, I am an ignorant fool)
back to the Gen x tour bus: I saw a monster limo today and I have to wonder if that might be even more comfy. Probably couldn't walk back and forth easily from jacuzzi to fridge though.
cm my friend, what a favor you have done me. Pigs and jigs. A jig is a little dance right? Back to my question, is jiggity jig offensive? To pigs?
Flea - June 2, 2006 8:42 pm
This is the problem with appeasement. The righteous, self-entitlement of the appeased is untroubled - in fact, encouraged - as the <i>danegeld</i> grows.
Arthur - June 2, 2006 9:19 pm
This is the problem with appeasement.
The problem of appeasement is that the word itself is often misused and abused to stymy ordinary (and leveled) discussion between people. Count the commenters who used to word 'appeasement' and you know what I mean.
I just appeased my wife. When is the last time you hit your wife?
Arthur - June 2, 2006 9:20 pm
Via David, the EU has one more enemy this morning
Now, that sucks.... There's nothing more dangereous than 'second hand drinking'. Quick, empty the glasses!
Alan - June 2, 2006 9:21 pm
I think that is not the connotation on appeasement that Mr. Flea meant but let me know what you mean, Arthur.
Arthur - June 2, 2006 9:30 pm
I think that is not the connotation on appeasement that Mr. Flea meant but let me know what you mean, Arthur.
'weakness, cowardice and self-deception' vs. 'bring to a state of peace or quiet'?
Alan - June 2, 2006 10:35 pm
I am 1-0 Arthur-Flea on this one so far.
Flea - June 2, 2006 10:43 pm
Something else about non-416 peeps: An astonishing humour deficit.
Alan - June 2, 2006 10:47 pm
That I will admit.
ry - June 3, 2006 12:17 am
"I am into the idea of Gen x at 40 road trips, but maybe a big comfy bus is needed. With a big fridge."
My license is lapsed, but I have driven semis before. I still can. I can still drive 19 hours in a day. We can do this, oh yes, we can. We can have the Gen X version of the Madden Cruiser or the Kiss Tourbus.
Alan - June 3, 2006 12:19 am
Oh dear. I hate when nutty ideas start to become plausible.
cm - June 3, 2006 12:31 am
It would have to be a bus, due to washroom facilities, unless you guys are willing to stop every half hour or so (and no, I'm not joking) (and no, I won't go along the side of the road, thank you very much).
gr, jig is apparently offensive to the premier of NS when referring to it being up (which may not be grammatically correct but it is well past my bedtime).
And come on guys, it's really quite lovely up here in the wilds of Davisville. I used to work with people who thought Sheppard was downtown.
gr - June 3, 2006 8:39 am
I saw pictures of Willie Nelson's tour bus one time. You've got your kitchen, living room, rec room*, bedrooms etc, bathroom, shower et al. But as I say, we will also need to find one with a party deck up top, with grilling facilities, and heck, a topside fridge too.
cm--can't say I am up on my NS (Nova Scotia, I think) politics, but I wouldn't want to offend them or any other Maritime resident.
*foosball? darts? ping pong?
gr - June 3, 2006 9:21 am
I am suddenly reminded of another famour bus tour, about 40 years ago. Ken Kesey and the Magic Bus (I think it was called that, the Who certainly said that) which was a converted school bus or something. That trip was all about (as Ian Drury said) sex and drugs and rock and roll ('is very good for me') with sleeping bags and whatnot. I think, though, as cm points out, to a person over 40ish, comfort is key. So maybe to the above list we add 'comfort and a good bathroom'.
cm - June 3, 2006 11:26 am
I'm not up on NS politics either, but lucky for us Alan is.
We could probably skip the living room in order to accommodate the extra beds and a larger rec room. Don't forget the air hockey table.
gr - June 3, 2006 1:05 pm
The merry pranksters, that's what Ken Kesey's group was called. How can we forget air hockey? As for beds, I want a Sealy mattress at least. Funny about your reference above, but it shows how much attn. I give to Alan's posts about Canadian politics (not much I guess).
BTW-- have a fantastic photo of Alan in Cooperstown, and wish I could figure out how to post it, whether he wants me to or not.
Alan - June 3, 2006 1:07 pm
No, Gary. We can't let ourselves become a breeding ground for that sort of thing.
cm - June 3, 2006 2:22 pm
gr, as long as I have a bathroom, you can have a Sealy.
Alan's right. Besides, I much prefer picturing him in a clown wig.
gr - June 3, 2006 2:45 pm
Rude of me to joke about it. 50 lashes with a wet noodle.
My apologies, now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
ry - June 3, 2006 9:32 pm
Two decker, with major fridge(you guys love your beer), and a serious bathroom? That's a serious rental(thumbs thru rather sparse wallet. I've got a $5US.).
I think we can do the grilling when we stop for Doritos.
I think we need a mamoth sound system too. Playing Madness and The Specials as we go.
gr - June 3, 2006 9:39 pm
Hey, I have a ton of change in my piggy bank. Maybe even 20 bucks!
While yer at it, Talking heads and Iggy Pop on the stereo.
PS-in all seriousness, I just submitted a review of a brewery to beerblog that is just heavenly. I would like to suggest a northeast Gen x at 40 meetup there sometime. Fresh beer (and food) on Seneca lake, NY. Gorgeous.
cm - June 3, 2006 10:36 pm
I can check the couches for loose change.
gr - June 4, 2006 8:58 am
Chesterfields?
Jay Currie - June 5, 2006 3:32 pm
The entire time I lived in TO I lived south of Queen...Bloor seemed the beginning of suburbia.
cm - June 5, 2006 6:19 pm
Couches. Chesterfield's a cigarette.