OK, so we cannot talk about issue "X" as part of the membership drive. I really don't like not talking about issue "X" or much of anything else for that matter. Yet I have obfuscated the discussion. Hmmm. An unsatisfactory thing yet maybe the source of some pause for thought.
So you will have to help me with the drive to expand the empire around here. One thing I could do with is less. Right now I have been at the computer for about ten minutes and I have yet to check all the things I need to check. Aggregation has only meant I have more things telling me I need to check them. Michael has pledged to do less at his computer in 2006. I have only pledged secretly to myself to have about as much private gnawing regret in 2006 as before.
When you think about it, we have been all about gimmicks around here - the tenuous facsimile of community, the presentation of myself as a 42 year old male and not a 4 year old gold fish in a bowl with clever access to electronics - but isn't a new year a time for renewal? How can this site be renewed? Just one thing to remember, though: my glee at not podcasting is us there with my happiness in knowing I never chose to become a chain smoker. Don't ask me to do that. Please God no.
Looking at the membership drive posts so far, I don't recall PBS or TVO's membership drive being so laced with doubt. Would they get more members if they did? Maybe that will be the trend of 2006 - concern that we are wasting the hours of the days of our lives. Nah...more likely the trend will just be better yet more obscure logos on everything.

Comments
cm - January 3, 2006 5:15 pm
For what it's worth, I've been spreading your word amongst friends and family. I'd link to you from my blog, but no one reads it.
Alan - January 3, 2006 6:24 pm
Great. Now I have more pressure.
cm - January 3, 2006 8:09 pm
I'm sorry. I thought you wanted more readers.
Alan - January 3, 2006 8:14 pm
I want readers but I don't want all these demands. Really. It's the incessant emails, demands for articles of clothing, photo sessions and the calls at night.
Knut Albert - January 4, 2006 10:31 am
That's the price of being a celebrity, so you'd better get used to it. You'll probably have to be on breakfast television once a week, too! And before you know it, they will ask you to do commercials for light beer!
Knut Albert - January 4, 2006 10:34 am
Amazing Google links from your site, today, btw. I didn't know I needed a baby giraffe beer dispenser!
http://www.friendlydrink.com/friendlydrink.com%20-%20products.htm
Alan - January 4, 2006 10:37 am
Who - what - where?
I had to deal with 75 or so spam comments yesterday at the beer blog. Took a jerk half an hour to put them up and me half an hour to have it blocked and deleted.
cm - January 5, 2006 9:41 pm
Hey, how come clicking "reply" to Day Four brings me back to Day Two? We got some kinda time warp going on here? Aaanyway...
I don't think we need shirts, we need a secret handshake.