...and someone has mistaken me for the publisher of a men's magazine. This email came to the beer blog's email:

Hello,

I have written an amusing story (approx 3400 words) that I believe is well suited for your magazine. The topic is an annual all-night poker game played by married men over the course of many years. I am the author, have not published to date but have been advised by many that this particular story is worthy of submission to a Men's publication.

If you are interested in this topic please let me know. If not - if you could direct me I would appreciate any assistance.

thank you

I am tempted to start up a men's magazine publishing division here at GX40 HQ and staff it with commission based workers - though I can't imagine the basis for the commission they might earn - just to have a place to actually receive these stories from the well meaning and send them letters of hope and redirection.