Select with mouse: '<span style="color: white; font-style: italic">I don't know about you, but Jesus Christ I'm fucking freezing</span>'.

Thanks, Alan. My 8-year-old has a subscription to Chicakdee magazine (courtesy of Grandma) and he loves to regale us with it's monthly collection of terrible jokes. Now, I have one to get him with ... :-)

You know, it was probably in the December 2004 issue.

I read the joke this morning and didn't 'get it' until second reading now.

I also felt the need to publicly humiliate myself by admitting that.

My mother-in-law told this joke a few years ago to some people without understanding it - one of her daughters explained it...

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming.

On this topic, and feeling the need to continue typing, someone in my own family put on a personalized license plate saying "Save a tree, eat a beaver"
Do you think there is anything dirty about that? The owner of the plate/vehicle didn't know what the person was talking about when they suggested the plate was a 'sexual' joke.

Ah, Huron County...but to be fair someone I know called her children "little dildos" for about 3 hours one day in the 70s until the mid-teen eldest explained.

To quote the lovable Arrogan Worms: "Spend the night in Dildo if you think you have the time."