I give up. It is nutty news day:
The world's tallest man has saved two dolphins by using his long arms to reach into their stomachs and pull out dangerous plastic shards. Mongolian herdsman Bao Xishun was called in after the dolphins swallowed plastic used around their pool at an aquarium in Fushun, north-east China.And to think that I thought that this was weird a few minutes ago.

Comments
Flea - December 14, 2006 9:50 AM
That's pretty impressive. But then again so are my long-skinny fingers which have often found me gainful employment pulling cotton balls out of bottles.
Mike - December 14, 2006 9:58 AM
So is he a member of the Mongolian Justice League? Is he on call to jet off to anywhere in the world should the services of his lengthy extremities be required? Cats stuck in trees? Giraffes with scalp excema?
Alan - December 14, 2006 9:58 AM
I think shorter but longer armed people everywhere were ripped off somehow in this matter.
Flea - December 14, 2006 10:29 AM
In related news, even the other Dixie Chicks cannot stand Natalie Maines:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63733