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Flea -

Free weights would be inconvenient for Flea Towers so I picked up an Shadow Boxing & Resistance Tubing kit. I started out lackadaisically doing thirty or so repetitions with the starter yellow tube and decided the whole thing was a waste of time and I should get a gym membership. Then I took it up again and am now doing 1000, 1500 or 2000 reps a day with the manly black tubing (no smart remarks, people!). As a consequence, my arms are much firmer and I am convinced the process is assisting my slimming regimen to no end.

Flea -

The "an" was for Everlast.

PIMF!

Alan -

But you are lean and sinewy by all reports - how else would you get in the black crimefighter's suit? I plan to simply be massive - a disorganized rippling ball of pure muscle, obscenely removed from the natural human form. I expect my ten pound dumbells to get me there in under three weeks.

Flea -

Lean and sinewy is more of an aspiration, nay, <i>an expectation</i>, than an actually-existing fact. Per se. But I will get there.

Gordo -

You COULD be a disorganized rippling ball of somethign in a few hours, but it would involve your wife severly beating you with those dumbbells .. ;-)

I, like most mortals, have issues with maintaining any kind of exercise regimen. Cottage constructions helps, but it's not enough and I simply don't have the will power to do much more. :-(

Alan -

Might I suggest...the Kingston Society for Playing Catch? <p>By the way, did you know George Washington used catch to maintain the health of the troops and also that the British committed what would now be a war crime by shooting a number of soldiers over a dispute over a lost ball in an internment camp in either the Revolutionary War or the War of 1812? I have to consult with my Cooperstown Symposium texts to get this right.

Flea -

A war crime? Hardly. I have certainly shot men for less.

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