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portland -

guillen is my new hero for how he used his bullpen that night. like weapons, real national league ball. i loved that game.

Alan -

Plus he eats 250 lbs of sunflower seeds a game. How the hell do you shell sunflower seeds in your mouth anyway?<p>Hey! You love my new hat already:<p><center><img src="images/2005f/losexpos.JPG" vspace="5"><br><i>Series De Los Expos. Puerto Rice 2003.</i></center><p>I love eBay. New, fitted, twenty bucks Canadian delivered.

portland -

can i get one of those?

Alan -

Hat size, please. I will write a note to Santa.

portland -

i take an extra extra large. you wouldnt believe it. they used to let me have first pick of the football helmets. happy to pay santa. you want inches, that sort of thing. is it that fitted?

Alan -

Wool and fitted so I need to know if you are 7 5/8ths or 8 1/4 - that sort of thing.

portland -

i'm guessing around 15 inches, sort of a pumpkin size but i'll measure. should i add some, i mean what if my head swells up?

Alan -

I think you might also consider whether you might get a haircut thus decreasing your hat capacity needs by 37%.

portland -

it's usually way short. i let anybody cut it taking the postion that i'm so ugly that a good haircut isn't going to finally put me over the top. cheaper and shorter the better. and 37%? - wow, what was i sporting when i last saw you? and next time you come to portland we'll go up to congress street to this place where theres this guy that gives 3 minute haircuts or its free. he's quite good.

Alan -

That'd be great. DOes he use a template or is it freestyle?

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