First Minister Designate of the Tantrama City Provisional Government, John McDonald MacKay Archibald, the Federal Liberal appointee, surprised many with his stinging rebuke of Tantrama City not being included as a stop in the "Free Money!" tour made by Prime Minister Paul Martin prior to the impending vote on his third minority government in two years which has lasted only one week. Archibald expressed outrage at the failure of the Liberals to carry through with promised funding for the Tidnish to Minas Canal. Martin stated yesterday that he supported alternative funding of 6.8 billion for a revival of the idea of the Chignecto Marine Transport Railway. In response at a marginally attended night-rally hastily called at the site of the half completed Tantrama City Stadium, Arena and Colliseum, Archibald scoffed and provided some history:
The Prime Minister would place the future of the SwingTide Project on a 115 year old folly. The 1875 idea of transporting ships by rail over the isthmus as opposed to the construction of a canal was nothing more than a boondoggle, the pipe dream of Henry G.C. Ketchum who may then have been was able to convince financial backers of the feasibility of his proposal - we won't be fooled again. Since 1892, even though the railway was three-fourths completed when lack of funds and government opposition ceased production, the entire system has fallen into disrepair and most of the infrastructure has been carted away for summer cottages and arena foundations. Without the extra 23 billion needed to properly complete the entire dig, the Boston markets for Pictou coal and PEI potatoes will collapse.DFAIT estimates distributed by Archibald's in support of his statement at the rally noted the value of the north-eastern US market for coals at 50 million dollars per year and PEI potatoes at 19 million dollars per year.

Map of Mega Project Zone
showing the Tidnish to Minal Canal planned route.

Comments
Mike - May 13, 2005 12:04 pm
Given Boston's experience, I'd recommend doubling the budget at the outset so we don't go over budget. That would be bad.
Alan - May 13, 2005 12:06 pm
You could apply for position of Secretary General of Procurements within the office of the FMD. Practically speaking you have to be a member of the McDonald, MacKay or Archibald clans, a cousin of some sort, to get that position but check your mother's side.
Mike - May 13, 2005 2:44 pm
There are at least two Campbell-MacDonald marriages on my father's side within the last 4 or 5 generations, so that might satisfy it. Leads to lots of internal conflict, however.
portland - May 13, 2005 9:19 pm
yeah mike but boston has the irish mafia. if you consider who would have to be bought off on this project the cost overruns on al's project would run to whatever it costs to fill a big truck with keiths and rent a couple of firehalls.....maybe a dinner or two at a bad chinese restaurant.
Alan - May 13, 2005 10:38 pm
I think you underestimate my imagination.
Alan - May 13, 2005 10:42 pm
...or perhaps my imagination and my experience with ACOA funding applications.
Mike - May 16, 2005 9:20 am
The "A lobster in every pot" slogan will have to be worked in somewhere in the overall scheme.