Not that far from rocket house is spaceship house...or sombrero house...or mushroom house:
They are in the same neighbourhood - maybe it was oneupsmanship circa 1898:
Her: The Smiths are building a rocket designed in the Turkish style into their house, Jim. What are we going to do? What are we going to doooooooooooooo!?!However, we must ask from their future - what price pride?
Him: Don't worry, honey...your turret will look like a paella dish piled high with the most famous dinner of our homeland...with a sombrero on top...maybe.

Comments
alfons - March 10, 2005 2:44 am
More like a [NSFW word]?
Alan - March 10, 2005 7:55 am
That leaves a lot to the imagination and as far as I can tell it would have to.
nee - March 11, 2005 10:16 am
It's the sombrero on top that confuses and disturbs me.
Gooner - March 11, 2005 12:45 pm
At least you have turrets on there enabling you to dump cauldrons of hot steaming oil on your enemies... that's a positive way to look at it right?
Alan - March 11, 2005 12:46 pm
Something we all need to consider when considering our next residential move...