The black 1972 Chevy Nova, license plate "Cleetus #1", drove into the Tim Hortons just north of the crossing at St. Stephens, New Brunswick. He had declared the first two-four of Miller Lite and even the second but the cheap gin sat snug in that spot under the rear seat.

With all the fuss of recent events, it has been a good idea to get away from Tantrama City, to put some things into perspective. With the risk of an election not too far off, a fella had to do some planning, find a place to find oneself. The beaches had been good and the beer cheap. You could actually feel your feet and be in the water at the same time...sometimes. And it was not so far away and the SlingTide project needed someone on the other end after all.

No, it was time to appoint an Ambassador to Maine and Cleetus Morris knew just who to pick.