Craig Ferguson
Posted by on Tuesday, April 12, 2005 in - 79 comments
Has anyone noticed that CBS has unleashed Scots humour on The Late Late Show? I never watch the thing being usually in the land of nod come 8:45 pm with a warm milk and a tea biscuit but I saw it last night. It is like listening to a pub chatter in my mother's home village - corny with smiling nasty interjections. Has he had Billy Connelly on? That could get quite nippy at the heelsies.

Comments
kmac - April 17, 2005 11:13 pm
Craig Ferguson is fantastic. He is real and bright and incredibly funny. He was born to be a tv talk show host. The camera loves him. I try to stay up late enough to watch him, but tape him as well. I usually catch his monologue and his riff before I am off to dreamland, but I watch the whole show the next night.
Susan Lewis - May 10, 2005 3:54 am
I started watchin the show the very first nite it was on, and have loved watching it and the halarious craig ferguson ever since.
I am frankly very enamored with this man. Hes so handsome and genuine. And he makes me laugh (very hard I might add) I have a question. Is he the one that sings the theme song when the show starts? And, can I have a date w/him on my next birthday? :) April 13th 2006 he he he :)
EDURAN - May 18, 2005 4:39 am
DEAR CRAIG,
I HOPE THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO READ THIS EMAIL.....I LOVE MEN IN "KILTS", WOULD YOU PLEASE WEAR ONE ON YOUR SHOW? I AM A BIG FAN OF YOURS! IT WOULD BE NICE TO SEE YOU COME ON STAGE IN A "KILT" OH LALA!!
IF POSSIBLE, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD HAVE ME ON YOUR SHOW OR AT LEAST IN THE AUDIENCE.
WITH LOVE TO YOU AND YOUR KILT.
"LE"
EDURAN - May 18, 2005 4:41 am
IT IS A BLOODY EMAIL ADDRESS; HOPE YOU GOT MY PREVIOUS EMAIL. PLEASE CRAIG IF YOU DID NOT RECIEVE THE EARLIER EMAIL, LET ME KNOW.
WITH LOVE,
"ED"
kalil ariz - June 2, 2005 11:36 am
dear , craig ferguson , you are the best and funniest entertainner in the world , i watch your show every day , it is so so funny , when im nervous i go to watch your show , it makes me feel well
Jacob Carlton - June 4, 2005 3:05 pm
Whats Poppin Doggie? Hey when u give your'e email address out, can u say it correctly? It took me forever 2 find it. O By the way how did u get started in ur career anyway?
B.E.Z
Jacob
carli chop - June 9, 2005 2:50 am
Craig= it's no doubt that you are a tremedously talented, witty, insightful man and I love you. But I've noticed since you've been back from vaca you've been way too reved-up. Tonight you had dennis hopper on ,and he's a pretty interesting guy, but we'd never know it because you couln't shut the bloody hell=up long enough for us to hear him speak. And whats with this sudden monologe when your getting all pissed off and pasionate, one of the last things I would have accused you of was a false sincerity so please cut that crap out. I can understand that its very high strung atmoshere and you need to be on top of it. But my advice , for what its werth is that you need to chill- you are naturaly charismatic and funny, but your starting to try too hard, relax and be who you are, who we love...the most unique Craig Ferguson
klute - June 12, 2005 2:49 pm
Craig Ferguson is hot, hot, HOT! I heard him say the other night he has been to Memphis to visit Graceland. Come back Craigy! You need to see some of the Civil Rights monuments and sample our world famous ribs!!! Love your show.
Debbie Ernest - June 14, 2005 6:44 pm
I just love the Late Late Show now w/Craig! It's best thing since Johnny Carson retired.
The opening monologs, the stories, standing doing your bit in front of that screen just makes me laugh till my sides split.
Craig isn't just for us old timers either, I'm almost 50, but my daughter Sarah, almost 19, laughs as hard as I do when she is able to stay up & watch it.
Craig is genuine, hysterical, & when a bit goes a touch off center, it's even funnier!
I wouldn't miss the Late Late Show for anything, Thanks Craig!
MARTHA MAGEE - June 16, 2005 1:57 am
DEAR CRAIGIE,
DO YA THINK YOU MIGHT BE USIN' JUST A WEE BIT TOO MUCH HAIR GEL LATELY?
It's just this week I've noticed it - you might want to ease off a bit...
and by the way, do you like Cockaleekie?
Love,
Martha ;-)
cari chop - June 16, 2005 7:18 pm
Craig I had a dream about you last nite- you were naked and very drunk and you were playing the drums- I kept trying to tell you to stop because I was sleepy and had to get up early for an interview but you wouldn't stop you just kept laughing-so I gave up and joined you on the drum set-we kissed all night then we went to sleep in a bowl of ice cream.......I overslept and missed my interview this morning....but I wouldn't change it for the world....hopefully you'll come visit me again tonite
Biff - June 19, 2005 6:54 pm
Craig is hilarious!
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Summer - June 21, 2005 10:26 pm
I LOVE the Late Late Show! But it's a Bloody shame he hasn't had Dominic Monaghan on show. I wish he would! I WANT CRAIGS EMAIL ADDRESS!
Craig Feruson - June 21, 2005 10:32 pm
Hello My Frisky Little Ponies! Google Me! :)
Alan - June 21, 2005 11:04 pm
Who knew Craig ran his computer out of Salem Indiana!
cari chop - June 23, 2005 5:38 pm
at least in India the cows are sacred, thank GOD
Robin Bricker - June 25, 2005 11:38 pm
Hello Craig,
I caught your show last night for the first time. "Now here," I thought to myself,"is a man who's attractive, rather amusing, and intelligent-seeming." I haven't run across one of those in a while. Maybe I should watch more T.V.
I myself am an opera singer who has spent some time in Scotland and knows how to appreciate a man in a kilt. If you're ever in New York and want to meet for a drink, let me know.
One of your naughty monkies - June 29, 2005 9:59 pm
Dear Craig,
Who does your hair????????
Your "wild" hair looks better after you do your skits!!!!!!!!!!
l - July 1, 2005 7:12 am
his hair is perfect......dingbat
Jess - July 7, 2005 3:32 am
Okay..Does Adam Ant sing the opening song for the show?..it sure the hell sounds like it....Its been bugging me for a while..anyone know? love jess
glowbug - July 10, 2005 4:39 am
Craig sings the opening song for his own show, because I heard him discussing it on one of his shows.
l - July 15, 2005 7:47 pm
shes not a girl who misses much....she's well aquainted with the touch of the velvet hand....like a lizard on a window paine...the man in the crowd with the multi colored mirrors on his hard nailed boots...lyin with his eyes while his hands are busy workin over time
adrianna clark - July 31, 2005 7:21 am
Hi craig I'm 13 yrs. old and I was watching your show and you said that when you go to hotels you eat other people's fries and I wonder have you ever got caught?
katherine - August 1, 2005 12:45 am
hello craig,
My name is katherine Hays,Las Vegas Nv age: 18
i might sound a little odd but you look like an scottish prince i think your a very handsome lad....I enjoy watching your show at night it makes me laugh i would like you to put this email on your show one night it would make me very happy..(:
Debbie - August 5, 2005 4:50 am
OMG! Craig is gorgeous, hysterically funny and SO damned sexy!!! I'd love to 'google' him!!!!
I want a shirt with his picture on the front...I'd wear his face night & day!!!
Bartender - August 7, 2005 12:42 am
Does Craig actually read this or does someone just put his name for their own and then posts a message. I love Craig ferguson and I watched all of his movies and love LLS. I was just wondering if this thing is for real
Shelby - August 12, 2005 7:17 am
I wonder the same thing ?¿
Alan - August 12, 2005 9:47 am
Please have a good look at the web page in front of you. That should assist you.
Kandee - August 14, 2005 4:48 pm
Craig Ferguson is bloody hysterical!! He is a very funny, charming, handsome
lad. Yes, it would be great to see him wear a kilt some night on his show! I saw the show just last week when he was asked by his guest (forgot the guy's name) if he had ever made love so good that he saw the Loch Ness Monster; Craig answered back that he had actually made love to the Loch Ness Monster. I was cracking up, the crowd absolutely roared, VERY FUNNY!!
Bartender - August 15, 2005 12:11 pm
That doesnt really say anything about it. Couldnt anyone just substitute craigs name for theirs and then say that they were craig ferguson?
Kandee - August 16, 2005 3:00 pm
I noticed Craig has quite afew female fans who want to see him in a kilt. (me too) But I'm not sure if he sees this link, so try emailing him at the late late show website, better chance of him actually getting the email. I already sent him an email there asking him to wear a kilt on the show. So come on, ladies! And isn't Craig the naughtiest little monkey of us all??! ;-)
Angel - January 4, 2006 6:48 pm
Hello my naughty wee ponies:)I love this show!! I try to stay up every night and watch it. I also agree that Craig should sport a kilt on the show sometime. I have emailed him on that subject. I can't ever catch the email addy they put up for him either, so I sent it to him via the veiwer comments section.
Did you see the show when Gerard Butler was on? They are a pair!! Gerard is my favorite actor, and he's very funny and hot. I hope that they will do another show again sometime. Craig is also a looker, and I love a man with a sense of humor. He was great on The Drew show.
Hugs and Kisses
Angel
Paul - January 25, 2006 4:58 am
Craig Ferguson is fantastic. Who else can get up night after night and come up with so many interesting stories and be that funny? Nobody i've seen. The guy is a natural and it works for television very well. It is great to have somebody this good on late night T.V.
I might even watch the show if it was just him talking and telling stories for the whole hour. I can't say that about anybody else.
bubbavirus - February 25, 2006 9:07 am
Dog, you frisky dog, killing my cable tv this billing period, but you're on free tv, might kill drinking too. Can I get a 'shout-out' to www.dogbomb.co.uk, and to Graham Kerr, And Jamie Oliver? (Cooking guys).
sandra - March 27, 2006 3:43 pm
hey craig
there is this girl that plays on the Baylor softball team in Waco Texas and her name is Lisa Ferguson.Do you think she's related to you somehow?
sandra - April 4, 2006 4:26 pm
hey its me again
your last name is really popular in our town becausethere is another person thats last name is Ferguson u dont want 2 know what he did so i just wanted 2 stop by and tell u that!!!!!
bye
craig
Kandee - May 9, 2006 1:14 am
I think Craig Ferguson is currently the BEST late nite talk show host by far. Think about it--I mean Letterman and Leno are both funny, but also funny looking, and Conan is weird too. Craig is naturally witty, funny, charming, nice-looking and kinda sexy. And he's got the British thing going for him, too. He's the friskiest little poney of us all!! Oh and ladies--if you want to see his bum, check him out in his movie "I'll Be There". And in his other movie "Born Romantic" there's a great scene where he tries to seduce this woman, he clears off a kitchen table in one swoop and throws her down!! VERY NAUGHTY, CRAIG, but very sexy. And I always say a funny man is also a sexy man. Who can forget how funny he was on The Drew Carey Show?? I am still watching those reruns. And please, Craig--wear your kilt on your show!!
Sid Cameron - May 10, 2006 2:16 am
Very funny, very sexy and SCOTTISH! "If it ain't Scottish, it's CRAP!" The thinking girl's man for the 30-40'ish group.
Kandee - May 10, 2006 2:58 pm
Did you hear his monologue on the LLS Halloween show last year? He said he went to the Halloween party @ the Playboy mansion and wore his kilt as a costume. He did the joke about "what do you wear under your kilt"? And he said, "on a good day, lipstick." So there it is, he IS the friskiest little pony of us all!! He is VERY naughty, very funny, and very sexy. Don't ever change, Craig!! We love you like that! ;-)
mary rhynes - July 3, 2006 5:08 am
hey craig you crack me up!
I tape you everynight. where can I find a listing of up coming dates in LA or San Diego
so I can plan ahead. I went to vegas last time the week after you, I was so bumbed!
Mary
Ps Your Hair Always looks great! I notice I'm a stylist... and part Scottish, my Grandparents
would have loved you!
Clark - July 25, 2006 2:18 am
HEY CRAIG,
I was wondering if you were gay? Because you do that little whip thing with your "welcome back and some random animal..."
Your friend (unless your gay),
Clark
from Clare, Michigan
Adele from Montreal - July 29, 2006 10:08 am
Hi Craig !
I'm from Montreal - i saw you at juste pour rire and it was a blast.
Do you actually read this stuff here ? Well if you do, some people here are morrons and are obviously celeb-obsessed. One guy thinks youre gay ?! Come on - i can smell testosterone through the screen of my TV !!!
By the way, when you talk about Quebec and Montreal - dont confuse us with Canada. We are a very different crowd and we don't ( well i dont ! ) appreciate being mixed in with the rest of Canada. See, the charm of Montreal does'nt come from the fact that it's located in Canada - it's the people that make it so cool and it's us, the frenchies, that make it this way !
Ever been to Toronto ? Not eiven half as cool as we are !!!
Anyways, love your show and come back soon to Montreal.
Robin - July 29, 2006 9:50 pm
OMG! I love Craig's show. To be honest, I was flipping through channels and there was this show "the Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson" that appeared on my lineup. And i said, "The Late Late Show?! This must really suck!" I'm not lying either! So I turned to it, and there was Craig, lookin' all sexy and stuff. And I said, "Haaaaaaaaayyyy baby!" Ever since then, I've caught the show. I think it was a half-year in.
But I love Craig. He's so funny and cute. I bought his book, have some of his movies, I tag his name all over my notebooks and make signs to put on my wall, I download his videos, he's my wallpaper on my computer. The only thing that is missing, is him next to me in my bed. So Craig, if you're single baby. I'm in LA! I'm waitin'.
Sarai - August 12, 2006 4:55 am
I just adore Craig Ferguson and never miss his marvelous show.
Is he Jewish? I hope he is... But would continue to adore him even if he is not.
PLEASE, be to kind to answer my question. Thanks!
marilyn - August 15, 2006 8:10 pm
Anybody know if Craig will be in the Tampa Florida?
Marilyn
marilyn - August 15, 2006 8:13 pm
well is Craig gay or what?
Kandee - August 18, 2006 12:11 am
In answer to the above questions from what I've heard.....(1.) Sorry,I don't think Craig is gay. Oh please, NO! (2.) I don't think Craig is Jewish, but I think I heard him mention that his ex-wife is. And (3.) No idea when Craig will be in Tampa next. Afew months ago he was at Brea Improv (in the O.C.) but I couldnt get tickets. :-( Just keep watching the Late Late show, he will usually say when and where he's doing his stand-up. He is SOOO FUNNY, I'm still watching Drew Carey reruns, he was hysterical on that show!!
marla - January 2, 2007 2:58 am
I'm a HUGE FAN OF CRAIG'S!! He is certainly the BEST on late night t.v. Noone else could say "frisky little pony" and sound soooo sexy! He makes other men (celbs and non-celbs alike) pale in comparison. Hats off to you Craig! (Or should I say, skirts off to you, Craig!) ;)
Marla - January 2, 2007 3:02 am
Oops! I noticed there's a spelling error in my last email (and I'm in Grad School, too! :)
He's the hottest C-E-L-E-B out there! I don't normally gush about people nor do I write about them...But, this man truly deserves some huge praise. Thanks for the laughs....with or without your kilt! lol ;)
Patricia - January 14, 2007 3:39 pm
I love Craig and his show. He is by far the best comedian on T.V. I cannot wait to meet him. He is a very good looking man.
Love you Craig, Patricia
ocean - January 23, 2007 6:13 pm
I am human sometimes lol. craig we all love you here in vacouver canada you cheeky little monkey. I have a question that i would love you to say on your show. How come only the monkey the donkey and the scream why not any other funny noises its a great part of the show as you do the best impersonations . late late night would never be the same without you xxoo
ocean
vancouver B.C.
Patricia - January 30, 2007 12:51 am
I love Craig. I've watched his show every night since June 2006 and loved every minute of him. He is the perfect talk show host. He is so handsome as well. I love you and your show, your book and your movies. You are a great comedian.
WCG - January 31, 2007 12:19 am
... it's like watching a strange, illiterate train wreck. But funnier.
WCG - January 31, 2007 12:20 am
The comments, I mean. Not Craig. He's great.
Alan - January 31, 2007 5:53 am
I know. It's like I am not here. There is a less whispy one of these fan posts about AA Gill, the rude English restaurant reviewer over here.
Ida Falgiani-Flick - February 19, 2007 12:58 am
Mr.Ferguson,I am a assistant co-ordinater for a Out Reach Ministry for orphans and a abbid viewer. Our minister is very spiritual and Clairvoyant reader.She is one of the nominees for women of the year selected by Cambride university. She also received a letter from presdent Clinton and in 1999 warned him of the vision of 911 She also has royality in Ireland Queen Grace O"MAlley She would like to speak with you about a Very bad experince you had as a child. Hey how about that jet fuel in Nascar? I drove one of the 50 corvette at the anniversary of the Brickyard 500 dave Blany was the driver I chose to ride on the back of my car,I also drve that car home .to youngstown,Ohio. waiting for your response. God Bless, Ida
David Janes - February 19, 2007 7:19 am
Wow, don't post while crystal mething.
Alan - February 19, 2007 9:14 am
That is amazing. It is like an indirect take on the Nigerian scam. But if the Minister was that clairvoyant - wouldn't they have mentioned this site was not run by or read by Craig Ferguson?
Sheila - March 20, 2007 3:43 am
I love Craig and it doesn't matter to me if he is straight, gay, or bi-sexual. I think he is an optimist who loves America and I wish more Americans could be more like him. I like it when he says "it is a great day for America..." every night. He is the funniest host by far and I always try to stay up late enough to see his monologue. He should be voted sexiest man. The show that was in tribute to his dad really touched me, I thought he should have gotten an award for his treatment of the situation, I cried for him. I love you Craig, I know it seems weird but I consider you a friend, at least I would love to have a friend like you.
Betty - March 26, 2007 3:24 pm
Craig Ferguson is ABSOLUTELY the best personality in television today! His genuine wit and charisma have won over many, many viewers (including me). He showed true integrity in his February broadcast where he vowed never to make fun of Britney Spears again. Plus he reads emails on the air--it was so thrilling to hear him read mine about his favorite dessert choice; that is SUPERB viewer service!!!
Craig, you can be my midnight snack anytime...and if you need fresh impressions of animal noises, I imitate cats, dogs, and bovines quite well! LOL ;)
christine aranda - April 10, 2007 12:53 pm
Well well, what can I say?? I enjoy watching your show Craig...and I know this isn't the place that I should be saying this, but I couldnt find the site where I could write to you directly for your show. So hopefully you Google your self, and some how some way come across this page to where I have written you. You know what would be really cool if I could go see your show personally, so I can lol at your show...in the flesh. But your really funny lad and hope you keep on going and hope everything that you wished for, comes true. Your the funniest semi old Irish or Scottish dude I know, and I mean that in the nicest way possible.
:) christine.
Anntasia - May 9, 2007 3:06 am
CRAIG!!! I gotta say you are a sexy beast! I love to laugh, you make me laugh, so let say I LOVE YOU!!! lol, My birthday is August 17th so e-mail me then!!! Even better, could you take me to a birthday lunch?
<3 Anntasia
are you kidding - July 7, 2007 2:25 am
craig ferguson is the lamest MF on TV.......thats all
tabatha - August 19, 2007 7:32 am
Craig Ferguson ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
He is the best late night talk show host out there, and always will be!
He is so funny,smart and SEXY!!
I never miss a show and never will!
This coming from a 12 year old girl!
DAVE - August 29, 2007 2:03 pm
Funny, crazy, even insightful. DIFFERENT! Welcome to King George's court- Craig's the jester. And yes, Craig, do wear the kilts- on a Scottish holiday. Does Scotland have one for Donald the Black?
ML - October 19, 2007 4:16 pm
I seriously have a crush on Craig Ferguson. He is the funniest talk show host EVER! He blows the competition out of the water. When he does his fake "scream" from the artist Edvard Munch, I can't stop laughing. "Are you serious?", I love his little repetious sayings and actions! It is a great day for America,especially the day Ferguson hit the late night airwaves! Keep it up!! You are the BEST!
Anne - October 25, 2007 10:57 am
I had a dream about Craig Ferguson last nite-he was in the Air National Guard, and WOW did he look HOT in that flight suit. I guess it's all the talk about flying lessons-enjoyed the show with Lt.Col Kevin Robbins as a guest. Great show as always.
Ann - January 5, 2008 5:06 am
Craig, I'm glad to know that your most favorite movie at all time is Babe. When I tell people how much I love the movie Babe they find it so silly. I watch your show everynight. If you gonna have the game show "win a date with Craig Ferguson" You would be the first one on the line.
Ann - January 5, 2008 5:23 am
Hi Craig, I watching your show right now. You are making me smile. thanks
Linda Murnane - February 12, 2008 2:15 am
Dear Craig,
When you come to Omaha, I'd like to recommend a place for catfish--Catfish Lake in Bellevue, where the SAC airbase is near.
I'll be in the front row--no gimmicks or spokey stuff. I'm just a fan in the fellowship.
Linda
PS Happy, Joyous, and Free Sweet 16--Congrats!!!
no contest - March 5, 2008 5:01 am
Craig is sooooooo gay. As a "normal" american man, I find it so obvious. Can't pull the ole "he's european" excuse here. He's gay. That being said....who cares; he's the funniest person currently on the tube.
Asia Ross - March 13, 2008 11:53 am
How do I say this?? I love you craig!!!! Will you marry me? Please? I'll be your naughty librarian..I'll be your naughty donkey..I'll be your filthy pigeon...I'll be...well you get the point.
I loves ya so much!!
cajungirl - March 14, 2008 11:37 am
Craig Ferguson is the best talk show host on television.David Letterman should pass the torch to Craig.
Asia Ross - March 15, 2008 11:52 pm
Why have all the shows been re-runs lately??
Mary - September 10, 2008 3:48 am
Me love you long time, Craig...I saw you in that tent at the casino in Bowler Wisconsin...You were absolutly fantastic !!! Keep us smiling !
Kimmi McKnight - September 11, 2008 2:47 am
I think you should wear your earring to NBC..lol! You are SO freaking handsome and hella funny, and i really wish you'd check your myspace, so you'd approve my friendship! ;)
LOL. You haven't been there in like a YEAR!! Please please accept it (i am NOT a stalker...lol..)..i am a happily married woman, but you just are so cute & sooo funny!
Mary C. Harkins - October 1, 2008 10:26 pm
Craig,
Your "hints" at your own bisexuality have me finally believing that you are at the very least, a cross dresser. Curiosity is getting to me ----- are you by chance a bisexual my handsome fellow?
llllretchllll - October 8, 2008 6:17 am
dear craig,
will you marry me?
let's go to vegas and have elvis do it.
pretty pretty please.
with sugar on top and all that good stuff.
i gots mad love for yuh.
get back to me fool--i'll be waitin.
Ben - October 17, 2008 11:02 pm
Craig, watch you just about every night. Check out #4 & #3 below.
Top Ten Reasons why David Letterman should vote for John McCain
10/ Barack Hussein Obama II, who is this guy, where did he come from?
9/ Will someone help me to spell his name!
8/ Obama keeps saying he’s worried about Middle Class Americans.
Where’s his gray hair?
7/ Obama cries out “There aren’t enough jobs.” The New York Times
cries out, “Please read our help wanted section.”
6/ Is Obama another Michelangelo? He’s painting the streets with Gold
color water paint.
5/ Obama wants to be another Robin Hood: Taking from the rich to give
to WHO?
4/ Is my Tax Increase going to buy Joe The Plumber a new Mercedes?
3/ Will I be allowed to make jokes about Barack Hussein Obama II, if
he becomes the President? Hay! Where can I get a job at my age?
2/ Obama said, “Americans eat to much.” Who was he talking about?
when he said “Put lipstick on a pig and its still a pig?”
1/ Foreign countries are looking to Nuke the hell out of us, and that’s
my biggest worry. I have a 4 year old son, need I say more?