LOL! Or maybe they jotted 400" instead of 400' on the napkin, Spinal Tap-style.

Flight crew prepare for take-off.

i hate the days when there's no wind and we have to come out here and wiggle this to get it started.

"Come on guys - we've got to get these up! Jack says we have to spend the money before Paul changes his mind!"

Bob's penile implant was initially deemed a success. His wife's contention that he could be aroused by a "stiff breeze", however, proved painfully true.

break it up you two or i'm going to hit you with this giant whirly gig.

i think nils wins.

No way - your first line was much better.

Boys, boys ... it's not about the win ... it's in the effort ...

I say Don wins for a timely Paul Martin joke.

Yea, that sure was a great gut buster. I bet you know which Air Farce rerun is on this week, too.