Major League Baseball is set today to announce the move of the New York Mets to Quebec City and the Minnesota Twins to the small eastern Quebec community of Gaspé as well as a 99 year lease on Olympic Stadium for the Montreal Expos. In its pending announcement, which we have been able to receive in draft, MLB states:

In an effort to reverse the utter disinterest in baseball within the largest  minority English speaking community in North America, we see three teams as the way to go. Felipe Alou will manage all three teams, they will never have to play in the field, only bat, and our partners the government of Canada and VIA rail will subsidize the entire project.