Some guys want to find that one can of beer in the case after case they buy that has a special musical widget that lets them go to a party with models in swimsuits. Some guys was to be discovered as the missing ingredient to a policital party, baseball team or heavy metal band. Me? I want to observe one otherwise unknown natural phenomenon and have it named after me. The candidates so far include:
- the way the horizon destabilizes and rocks back and forth when you play your first soccer game in 18 months;
- the way you wake to find tiny little cuts all over your writing hand index finger and thumb after opening way too many twist off tops the night before;
- the way the third coffee makes the roots of you hair sweat ever so briefly.

Comments
Will Pate - June 5, 2004 9:30 PM
True to reality.
The McLeod Effect: The way when someone gets a blog and they write more posts in a week than most do in a month.
Alan - June 5, 2004 10:32 PM
aka blabbing incessantly on a blog?
Will Pate - June 6, 2004 4:40 PM
You say potato, I say starch-rich vegetable.
Alan - June 6, 2004 4:52 PM
But really...I was looking for something more third-party-ish: a western/eastern borialus, halos around volkswagons at sunset, wearing baseball hats improving the quality of soups being made, that kind of thing...