Some guys want to find that one can of beer in the case after case they buy that has a special musical widget that lets them go to a party with models in swimsuits. Some guys was to be discovered as the missing ingredient to a policital party, baseball team or heavy metal band. Me? I want to observe one otherwise unknown natural phenomenon and have it named after me. The candidates so far include:

• the way the horizon destabilizes and rocks back and forth when you play your first soccer game in 18 months;
• the way you wake to find tiny little cuts all over your writing hand index finger and thumb after opening way too many twist off tops the night before;
• the way the third coffee makes the roots of you hair sweat ever so briefly.