There seems to be some actual fretting on our side of the border that Molsons from Canada and Coors from the USA are merging. Molsons has branded itself, at least in English Canada, under the slogan "I am Canadian" for years. Now it appears people have bought in to that brand so much that the infiltration of the corporation by an American (not to mention politically suspect) partner has people actually in a tizzy.
This non-event reminds me of the prospect of Prince Edward Islanders losing the constitutional fluke of their provincial status therefore dissipating any claim to a unique cultural community distinct from their homogenously neighbouring Maritimer provincial cohort. They few may tie themselves personally and inseparately to their government's marketing campaigns touting their tourisitic uniqueness (to some auslanders but mainly to themselves) but, surely to God, Canadians have more sense than mirror such slathering when faced with a mere corporate realignment. I suppose, as I hate the Habs and by connection their former but long time owners Molsons on a recreational basis, that I have found the entire "I am Canadian" tedious if not distasteful. Being a child of Scots, it amazes me that one's culture could be defined - or even definitively expressed - by a corporation or even one's government.
One thing Scots, Poles, Dutch, Americans, Newfoundlanders, Mohawk, Mi' kmaq and other cultures I have lived or worked among and love have in common is certainty in the validity of their individual or national cultural existence separate and distinct from any government, political party, boss or other branding entities efforts to contain or corner it. Each of these peoples know that God Himself dropped their promethean form into existence like a dollop of dough onto the hot pan eons ago. It is because it is - we are because we are. If we need a corporation or a government to validate ourselves as an "us", it is time to have a good hard look in the mirror.

Comments
Ben - July 24, 2004 11:10 PM
The funny part is that people care about Molson. You'd think that if Canada didn't implode after Tim Horton's was taken over by Americans and the Canadiens were bought by Gillette that we'd realize it really doesn't matter. This isn't even an acquisition or takeover for crying out loud. So what if a Canadian water bottler, I mean brewer, merges with another of its kind who happens to be American.
SayNay? - July 26, 2004 10:19 AM
I thought the Scots were defined by that obnoxious twit in the Alexander Keith's commericals ("fancy yourself as a laber peeler,du ya"? - wanting to be a pool cue popsicle, are ya?) Maybe Coors and Molson's can also merge with Keith's and shoot that inane Scot "spokesperson" - with the drunken bagpiper wailing in the background, of course.
Alan - July 26, 2004 10:23 AM
Despite your broadside on the clans, I would point out that the obnoxious Scots twit needs neither a government task force or corporate partners to support the stereotype. BTW - Keiths was bought out by NS Olands (as opposed to the NB Olands who own Moosehead) which was bought in turn by Labatt which was bought in turn by Interbrew years ago.
Cory Ducey - August 10, 2005 11:15 AM
If you are implying that Canadain beer is watered down, you are totally out of your tree and hit the ground head first.
American beer is like making love in a canoe.....
F&%KING CLOSE TO WATER!