Other than the evidence of the empty bag before me, does anyone need the 115g Mega Grab-Sac of Doritos "Fromage Nacho Cheese" flavoured Tortilla Chips? That is a quarter pound of the things.   It's not food - it's things.   It's also the smallest size bag at the Macs next door to the office.

I'm feeling woozy. Could someone call the Customer response Centre at 1-800-376-2257 to find if eating a bag at a single sitting is a good idea? Apparently 28 g is a single serving according to the back of the Mega Grab-Sac. I just ate 4.107 servings.